EJ Review: Umai Dry Sausage Kit – Red Cow Entertainment

Donate:PayPal Patreon

Home
Blog
Media
- Videos by Category
  - Animation
    - EJ Comic
      Hilarious 60-seconds-or-less cartoons from EJ Massa.
    - Red Cow Cartoons
      Satires skewering pop culture icons such as George Lucas.
    - Chrissy Fellmeth
  - Behind the Scenes
    - BoxMac Extras
    - EJ Extras
    - I Need to Lose 10 Lbs
    - A-Bo the Humonkey
    - Sexually Frank
    - Vibes
    - Having Fun Up There
    - Movies of the Future
    - ‘Til Debt Due Us Part
      Documentary about the high cost of modern weddings.
    - Other
  - Clips
    - A-Bo the Humonkey
    - BoxMac
      Clips from "BoxMac!"
    - BoxMac After Hours
      Clips and snippets from BoxMac After Hours.
    - Discount Film School
      Selected clips from Red Cow’s filmmaking podcast, “Discount Film School.”
    - How Ah We?
      Selected clips from Red Cow's comedy podcast, "How Ah We?"
    - JuntSNES
      Clips from "JuntSNES."
    - Red Cow Arcade
    - Review Lounge
      Clips from Review Lounge and other movie reviews!
    - What’s in Junt’s Cart?
      Clips from "What's in Junt's Cart?"
  - Shorts
  - Legacy/Posterity
  - Podcasts
    - Discount Film School
      Videos from Red Cow's filmmaking podcast, "Discount Film School."
    - Discount Film Clips
      Selected clips from Red Cow’s filmmaking podcast, “Discount Film School.”
    - How Ah We? Clips
      Selected clips from Red Cow's comedy podcast, "How Ah We?"
    - Red Cow Arcade
    - Red Cow Arcade Clips
    - Review Lounge Clips
      Clips from Review Lounge and other movie reviews!
  - Trailers
  - Video Blogs/Misc
  - Web Series
    - BagTrash
      Frankie, Junt, and the crew search for the best trash bags on the planet.
    - BoxMac
      Junt, Frankie, and guests review every mac & cheese on Earth.
    - BoxMac After Hours
      Junt and Frankie read BoxMac fan mail and do shout outs in this video podcast.
    - UnBoxing Mac
      Junt and Frankie open the many boxes of mac and cheese sent to them from around the world.
    - EJ Camera Reviews
    - EJ Comic
      Hilarious 60-seconds-or-less cartoons from EJ Massa.
    - EJ Cooks
    - EJ Game of Thrones
    - EJ Gaming
    - EJ Off the Cuff
    - Flea Market Roundup
      Frankie buys toys and chachkies from flea markets and comic book stores.
    - Glitter Bitches
      Nina is guided by Paula to be a more proper lady, in terms of fashion and makeup.
    - Juntin’ Outdoors
      Junt battles a winter moth infestation, gardens tulip bulbs, and more!
    - JuntSNES
      Junt reviews his massive SNES collection!
    - Livestreams
    - No Views
      We review random and severely under-watched narrative short films.
    - Pirate Pizza Review
      Zach and Frankie have fractured from BoxMac to review frozen pizzas!
      $Zach and Frankie have fractured from BoxMac to review frozen pizzas!$
    - ‘Puter Smith
      Junt repairs, reviews, and collects old computers!
    - Red Cow Cartoons
      Satires skewering pop culture icons such as George Lucas.
    - Review Lounge
      EJ, Frankie, Junt, and other guests review big movie releases.
    - RIP Restaurants & Retail
      We visit old restaurant and retail locations and reminisce!
    - Scavenger Junt
      Junt tells us stories about the junk and treasures on his property!
    - What’s in Junt’s Cart?
      Junt shops at liquidation sales, flea markets, and discount stores for the best deals.
- Videos by Year
  - 2024
  - 2023
  - 2022
  - 2021
  - 2020
  - 2019
  - 2018
  - 2017
  - 2016
  - 2015
  - 2014
  - 2013
  - 2012
  - 2011
  - 2010
  - 2009
  - 2008
  - 2007
  - 2006
  - 2005
  - 2004
  - 2003
  - 2002
  - 2001
  - 2000
  - 1999
  - 1998
  - 1997
  - 1995
  - 1994
  - 1992
  - 1987
- Images
Junt!
- BoxMac (Episodes & Extra Content)
  Junt, Frankie, and guests review every mac & cheese on Earth.
- BoxMac Songs
- BoxMac Images
- What’s in Junt’s Cart?
  Junt shops at liquidation sales, flea markets, and discount stores for the best deals.
- JuntSNES
  Junt reviews his massive SNES collection!
- Juntin’ Outdoors
  Junt battles a winter moth infestation, gardens tulip bulbs, and more!
- Scavenger Junt
  Junt tells us stories about the junk and treasures on his property!
- BagTrash
  Frankie, Junt, and the crew search for the best trash bags on the planet.
- ‘Puter Smith
  Junt repairs, reviews, and collects old computers!
- Mac Database
- Recipes
- RIP Restaurants & Retail
  We visit old restaurant and retail locations and reminisce!
- Junt Merchandise
Podcasts
- Discount Film School
  Frankie interviews directors, artists, and more about the current state of filmmaking.
- More Weight: Audiobook
  Audiobook recounting making "Having Fun Up There."
- Rage Quit
  Red Cow’s chaotic video game podcast, starring the cast of How Ah We?
- Review Lounge
  EJ, Frankie, Junt, and other guests review big movie releases.
Features
- I Need to Lose Ten Pounds
  Absurd musical comedy about an overweight high school student.
- A-Bo the Humonkey
  Comedy about a half man, half ape who pursues his civil rights.
- Sexually Frank
  Ensemble comedy about sex, relationships, art, and friendship.
- Having Fun Up There
  Dark comedy about a late 30s musician struggling to find purpose.
- Movies of the Future w/ Lloyd
  A documentary about an indie cinematic legend.
- ‘Til Debt Due Us Part
  Documentary about the high cost of modern weddings.
Press
- I Need to Lose Ten Pounds
  Selected clips from Red Cow's comedy podcast, "How Ah We?"
- A-Bo the Humonkey
  Clips from Review Lounge and other movie reviews!
- Sexually Frank
- Having Fun Up There
  Video episodes of Red Cow's comedy podcast, "How Ah We?"
- BoxMac
- Other
Writings
- Books
- Essays
- Scripts
Music
Contact

Menu

- Clothing/Swag
- Movies
- Books
- Posters
- Junt
view shop

Indie Films, Podcasts, Cartoons, Web Series, and BoxMac

Videos: EJ Review: Umai Dry Sausage Kit

EJ Cooks EJ Reviews (All) July 20, 2020 no comments

EJ is sick of terrible dry sausages and decides to take matters into his own hands.

Leave a comment

Latest News

Recipes

Jon’s Fast & Easy Buffalo Mac

Recipes

Junt’s Party Mac: Velveeta & Chourico

Recipes

Matt’s Grandma’s Apple Crumble

Other

Frankie Appears on the Binge Movies Podcast

Other

Red Cow and RIP Restaurants & Retail Featured on Fun 107!

*