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writing: Scripts

BoxMac 120: Boxdemic – Salt & Cheddar

BoxMac 95: Macstery Science Theater 3000

BoxMac 60: Mac-ssacre at the Junt Place

BoxMac 23: Gift of the Mac Guys Script

Stop Watching the Walking Dead

Launching a Great Kickstarter Campaign

Having Fun Up There Shooting Script

Yuletide Time Machine (Pitch)

The Talking Cure (for Advanced Screenwriting)

Phone Tag (for Advanced Screenwriting)

High Steaks (for Advanced Screenwriting)

Sexually Frank Shooting Script

Movie Job (for Writing the Short Subject)

Fetish (for Writing the Short Subject)

Covered (for Writing the Short Subject)

Morning Commute (for Writing the Short Subject)

Pipe Dream (Unproduced Pilot)

George Lucas Bullsh*ts the Clone Wars

How George Lucas Might F*ck Up Indiana Jones 4 Script

South Park: Affirmative Snacktion Spec Script

Board of Trustees (Abandoned Notes)

Love Thy Neighbor

Action Scene (for Screenwriting Workshop)

Love Scene (for Screenwriting Workshop)

A-Bo the Humonkey Shooting Script

Turkey Dinner (for Film II)

Lord of His Own Domain (Outline for Writing the Feature Film)

David E. Kelley: TV Warrior Script

I Need to Lose Ten Pounds Shooting Script

The First Jon-Hunt Movie – “On the Edge of Reign”

I’m So Happy 102: The Porg

I’m So Happy 101: Let’s Go Camping

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